Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please".
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
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