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The Libidinous Miss
The libidinous miss listened patiently as her married sister extolled the benefits of the quiet life. "That's not for me," she playfully commented. "I once tried to give up drinking, smoking and sex—and it was the longest twenty minutes I ever spent." Rate this joke: 
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