The Large Burly Man

The large, burly man approached the bartender and said, "I see by the sign in your window that you're looking for a bouncer. Has the job been filled yet?"
"Not yet," said the bartender. "Have you had any experience?" "No," the man admitted, "but watch this!"

He walked over to a loudmouthed drunk at the back of the room, lifted him off his feet, and threw him sprawling out into the street. Then, Returning to the bar, he said, "How's that?"
"Great!" admitted the bartender. "But you'll have to ask the boss about the job. I only work here."
"Fine," said the burly man. "Where is he?" "Just coming back in the front door."