Inebriated Gentleman
Added On Friday, December 26, 2008 | In Winning & Dining Jokes | By neha
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A well-dressed but obviously inebriated gentleman stumbled up to a policeman at a busy downtown intersection and voiced a thick-tongued complaint. "Somebody stole my car, officer," he announced groggily. "I had it right here on the end of my ignition key."

"We'll go right to the station and report it," the patrolman replied, amused at the fellow's drunken condition. "But I think you should zip your trousers before we leave."

"Oh, my God," blubbered the drunk, noticing his open fly. "Somebody's stole my girl, too."


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