Don't You Want To Go To Heaven?

Storming into the frontier saloon, the fervid temperance evangelist boomed: "Repent, you vile sinners! Drinking that noxious fluid will send you all to hell. Join with me—all of you who want to go to heaven stand on this side."

All but one drunk staggered to his side. To the holdout, the evangelist shouted: "Don't you want to go to heaven?"

"No, I don't," replied the drunk.

"You mean to tell me that you don't want to go to heaven when you die?" asked the astonished evangelist.

"Oh," the drunk replied, "when I die. I thought you were making up a load right now."