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Absolutely Nuts
 A well-dressed gentleman seated at the bar was quietly guzzling Martinis. After finishing each one, he carefully ate the glass and arranged the stems in a neat row. The ninth time this occurred, the bartender could stand it no longer and commented to another customer, "There's a guy who's absolutely nuts."
"He sure is," agreed the other man. "The stems are the best part." Rate this joke: 
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