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A New Housekeeper
 A new housekeeper, accused of helping herself to the master's liquor when he was absent, waxed indignant. "I'll have you know, sir," she declared hotly, "that I come from honest English parents." "I'm not concerned with your English parents," countered the master. "What's worrying me is your Scotch extraction." Rate this joke:
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