Winning & Dining Jokes By 1 Users
One of our favorite drinks
One of our favorite drinks is a French eggnog—two egg yolks, two teaspoons of sugar and four jiggers of cognac in a
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A Pair Of Inebriated Strangers
A pair of inebriated strangers struck up a friendly conversation at a bar and the subject soon got around to sex,
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A Pair Of Intoxicated Pals
A pair of intoxicated pals were seated in their favorite bar imbibing their favorite libation.
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A New Organization
A new organization has been formed, called Athletics Anonymous. When you get the urge to play golf, baseball or any
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It Was Almost Midnight
It was almost midnight and the attractive, well-stacked woman had been standing at the bus stop for over half an ho
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First Of April
Happy New Year, everybody!" the drunk shouted as he staggered into a small neighborhood bar.
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A Millionaire
A millionaire we know has filled his swimming pool with Martinis. He claims it's impossible to drown, since the dee
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The Inebriated University Professor
The inebriated university professor staggered into the bar and asked the bartender for a dry Martinus.
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Two Drunkards Wandered Into A Zoo
Two drunkards wandered into a zoo and as they staggered past a lion's cage, the king of beasts let out a terrific r
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Some girls are discreet
Some girls are discreet up to a point, and some are discreet up to a pint.
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Passing A Cemetery
Passing a cemetery in the wee hours of the morning, a drunk noticed a sign that read, RING THE BELL FOR THE CARETAK
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An Irate Carabiniere
An irate carabiniere was in the process of arresting an inebriated young Roman who decided to take a nap in the mid
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The Large Burly Man
The large, burly man approached the bartender and said, "I see by the sign in your window that you're looking for a
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A Jolly Good Fellow
I hate to go golfing with any of the executives from my own agency," complained the advertising prexy, while relaxi
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A friend of ours has
A friend of ours has come up with the David and Goliath cocktail —a small one and you're stoned.
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The Voluptuous Blonde
The voluptuous blonde was chatting with her handsome escort in a posh restaurant when their waiter, stumbling as he
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A Notorious Drinker
Having wandered helplessly into a blinding snowstorm, Sam, a
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As soon as most women
As soon as most women have a drink or two, they start looking for a chaser.
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Watermelon Spiked With Vodka
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of loca
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A Castaway
A castaway was washed ashore after many days on the open sea. The island on which he landed was populated by savage
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Some people
Some people have no have no respect for age unless it's bottled.
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