Winning & Dining Jokes By 1 Users
One of our favorite drinks is a French eggnog—two egg yolks, two teaspoons of sugar and four jiggers of cognac in aBy 1 Users
A pair of inebriated strangers struck up a friendly conversation at a bar and the subject soon got around to sex,By 1 Users
A pair of intoxicated pals were seated in their favorite bar imbibing their favorite libation.By 1 Users
A new organization has been formed, called Athletics Anonymous. When you get the urge to play golf, baseball or anyBy 1 Users
It was almost midnight and the attractive, well-stacked woman had been standing at the bus stop for over half an hoBy 1 Users
Happy New Year, everybody!" the drunk shouted as he staggered into a small neighborhood bar.By 1 Users
A millionaire we know has filled his swimming pool with Martinis. He claims it's impossible to drown, since the deeBy 1 Users
The inebriated university professor staggered into the bar and asked the bartender for a dry Martinus.By 1 Users
Two drunkards wandered into a zoo and as they staggered past a lion's cage, the king of beasts let out a terrific rBy 1 Users
Some girls are discreet up to a point, and some are discreet up to a pint.By 2 Users
Passing a cemetery in the wee hours of the morning, a drunk noticed a sign that read, RING THE BELL FOR THE CARETAKBy 1 Users
An irate carabiniere was in the process of arresting an inebriated young Roman who decided to take a nap in the midBy 1 Users
The large, burly man approached the bartender and said, "I see by the sign in your window that you're looking for aBy 1 Users
I hate to go golfing with any of the executives from my own agency," complained the advertising prexy, while relaxiBy 1 Users
A friend of ours has come up with the David and Goliath cocktail —a small one and you're stoned.By 1 Users
The voluptuous blonde was chatting with her handsome escort in a posh restaurant when their waiter, stumbling as heBy 1 Users
Having wandered helplessly into a blinding snowstorm, Sam, aBy 1 Users
As soon as most women have a drink or two, they start looking for a chaser.By 1 Users
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of locaBy 1 Users
A castaway was washed ashore after many days on the open sea. The island on which he landed was populated by savageBy 1 Users
Some people have no have no respect for age unless it's bottled.
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