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  Never pour black coffee
  

  Never pour black coffee into an intoxicated person. If you do, you'll wind up with a wide-awake drunk on your hands

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  The Libidinous Miss
  

  The libidinous miss listened patiently as her married sister extolled the benefits of the quiet life. "That's not f

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  Don't You Want To Go To Heaven?
  

  Storming into the frontier saloon, the fervid temperance evangelist boomed: "Repent, you vile sinners! Drinking tha

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  The Elegantly Dressed Gentleman
  

  The elegantly dressed gentleman entered the sumptuously appointed cocktail lounge. After surveying the many patrons

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  The Young Man
  

  The young man stepped up to the bar and ordered a Manhattan.

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  One of our favorite drinks
  

  One of our favorite drinks is a French eggnog—two egg yolks, two teaspoons of sugar and four jiggers of cognac in a

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  A Pair Of Inebriated Strangers
  

  A pair of inebriated strangers struck up a friendly conversation at a bar and the subject soon got around to sex,

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  A Pair Of Intoxicated Pals
  

  A pair of intoxicated pals were seated in their favorite bar imbibing their favorite libation.

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  A New Organization
  

  A new organization has been formed, called Athletics Anonymous. When you get the urge to play golf, baseball or any

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  It Was Almost Midnight
  

  It was almost midnight and the attractive, well-stacked woman had been standing at the bus stop for over half an ho

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  First Of April
  

  Happy New Year, everybody!" the drunk shouted as he staggered into a small neighborhood bar.

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  A Millionaire
  

  A millionaire we know has filled his swimming pool with Martinis. He claims it's impossible to drown, since the dee

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  The Inebriated University Professor
  

  The inebriated university professor staggered into the bar and asked the bartender for a dry Martinus.

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  Two Drunkards Wandered Into A Zoo
  

  Two drunkards wandered into a zoo and as they staggered past a lion's cage, the king of beasts let out a terrific r

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  Some girls are discreet
  

  Some girls are discreet up to a point, and some are discreet up to a pint.

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  Passing A Cemetery
  

  Passing a cemetery in the wee hours of the morning, a drunk noticed a sign that read, RING THE BELL FOR THE CARETAK

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