Winning & Dining Jokes By 1 Users
Two cannibals were chatting over lunch. One said, "You know, I just can't stand my mother-in-law."By 1 Users
A gourmet friend of ours advises that when preparing a dish for bedtime, champagne makes the best tenderizer.By 1 Users
They made an engaging-looking couple in the swank restaurant:By 1 Users
It was Tracy's first crossing, and he was assigned to a table with a suave Frenchman. The first night out, the FrenBy 1 Users
At the inquest the coroner gently asked the widow if she could remember her late husband's last words.By 1 Users
He did not drink, or smoke, or swear, His morals were not bad; Nor did he live a century— He only felt he had.By 1 Users
A fat man was seated on his front steps drinking a can of beer when a busybody spinster from down the street beganBy 1 Users
A new housekeeper, accused of helping herself to the master's liquor when he was absent, waxed indignant. "I'll havBy 1 Users
Just look at me," declared the robust oldtimer. "I don't smoke, drink or chase women and tomorrow I'll celebrate myBy 1 Users
Several members of a temperance league approached a ninety-year-old teetotaler for a testimonial declaring that hisBy 1 Users
An acquaintance of ours has discovered a sure-fire way to avoid a hangover—keep drinking.By 1 Users
A well-dressed gentleman seated at the bar was quietly guzzling Martinis. After finishing each one, he carefully at By 2 Users
Don't drink when you drive. You might hit a bump and spill it.By 1 Users
A well-dressed but obviously inebriated gentleman stumbled up to a policeman at a busy downtown intersection and voBy 1 Users
Never pour black coffee into an intoxicated person. If you do, you'll wind up with a wide-awake drunk on your handsBy 1 Users
The libidinous miss listened patiently as her married sister extolled the benefits of the quiet life. "That's not fBy 1 Users
Storming into the frontier saloon, the fervid temperance evangelist boomed: "Repent, you vile sinners! Drinking thaBy 1 Users
The elegantly dressed gentleman entered the sumptuously appointed cocktail lounge. After surveying the many patronsBy 1 Users
The young man stepped up to the bar and ordered a Manhattan.By 1 Users
One of our favorite drinks is a French eggnog—two egg yolks, two teaspoons of sugar and four jiggers of cognac in a
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