I Am A Princess

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an
obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put
everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll
be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely
people, if you could just put your trays up, that
would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a
well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't
moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over
those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country,
I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without
missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country
I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch