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  Arguing About The Sign
  

  A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right throu

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  Touring South America
  

  A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South America, when he comes acro

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  Crossing The Border
  

  While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks

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  Cop Wants An Excuse
  

  A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car

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  Confuse Traffic Signs
  

  A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway — why are you going so slow?

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  Just Cut Your Hair First
  

  A young man comes home and says “Dad, just got my driver’s license and would like to use the family car.”

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  Where Is This Place?
  

  A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelle

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  Were You Drinking?
  

  A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he

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  Avoiding A Big Object
  

  Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds l

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  A Driving School Test
  

  The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transpo

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  Now He’S In Trouble
  

  A police officer had just pulled a car over. When he walked up to the car a man rolled down the window and s

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  Chief Is At A Wedding
  

  A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the ma

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  Clinton Is Vacationing
  

  Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture o

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  Travel With A Horse
  

  An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with h

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  Bum In Need Of Food
  

  One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road si

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  After A Bad Accident
  

  Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a train.Patient

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  The Train Has Failed
  

  A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke d

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  Driver Illegally Parks
  

  A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. “I’ve circled the block for 20 minut

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  Travel In Far East
  

  Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his mother-i

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  Rolls-Royce Vs. Yugo
  

  A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.He rolled down his window and shou

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  Get Me Off This Train
  

  One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got in he said to the ticket man:“Sir. I

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