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Homework Help
"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"
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Cold Cream
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.
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2nd Grade Teacher
Little Johnny's 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet."Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'?"
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Hair
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning.
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Empty Stomach
Tell me something," asked Freddie, "how many cookies can you eat on an empty stomach, Little Johnny?"
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Cheats
Little Johnny to Billy, "You know, Jane Smith cheats!""Why do you say that?" asked Billy.
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True Love
Little Johnny came home from his hot date and sat down to talk with his dad. He had a smile on his face. 'It must b
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Home Early
Little Johnny burst through the front door with a smile on his face. Surprised that Johnny was home so early, his m
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Some Big Words
Teacher turns to her class and says "Today class, we are going to pick out some big words and use them in a sentenc
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Blunders
Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
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Side Pain
At Sunday school, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed espec
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Impure Thoughts
Little Johnny was taking confession, and he told the priest that he was having impure thoughts about his sister. "I
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Hit Thumb
Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily.His mother asked, "What's the matter now?"
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How To Sell Toothbrushes
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell somethi
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Strange Man
Little Johnny ran out to a field his Pa was plowing to report, "there's a strange man at the house. I dunno what he
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Black Eye
Little Johnny's teacher noticed that he was sporting a black eye. She asked him what happened, and he replied, "Ma'