Teacher Jokes

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  Teacher-Student
  

  Teacher - ye batao, jo sun na sake use kya kahenge...

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 4/16/2009
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  Go To Gymnasium
  

  "I have to go to the gymnasium to get graduated" said the Senior."That's a funny place to graduate," r

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  Caught Student Cheating
  

  A teacher caught a student cheating on his Botany exam and brought him into the principal's office."Mi

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  Story Of Christoper Columbus
  

  The teacher was telling the story of Christoper Columbus and how many thought that the world was flat.Then

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  Status Quo
  

  TEACHER: "Can someone tell me what the 'status quo' is?"STUDENT: "That's a fancy name for the mess mos

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  What Operetta Is?
  

  TEACHER: "Can somone tell me what an 'operetta' is?"STUDENT: "Easy. It'sa woman who works for the ph

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  Got My B.A.
  

  SON: Dad, I just graduated and I got my B.A.MOM:I suppose now you'll be trying for a Ph.D?POP:

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  First Thing
  

  TEACHER: "Sarah, what was the first thing James the First did on coming to the throne?"SARAH: "He sat

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  Longest Sentence
  

  When one teacher told his class to write the longest sentence they could compose, a bright kid wrote: "Impri

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  Got Hundred
  

  BILLY:"I got a hundred in school today."MOTHER: "That's great dear. What was it in?"BILLY: "Tw

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  Indian Wife
  

  TEACHER:"What is an Indian wife called?"GIRL: "A squaw."TEACHER: "Right. And what are Indian b

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  Casting Kids
  

  I was casting kids....for our annual Christmas play and I was giving our choices such as shepherds, lambs, v

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  All Low Grades
  

  Little Billy brought home his report card. His mother took him to task for all the low grades.Little Billy

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  Most Ignorant People
  

  When the teacher asked in what part of the world the most ignorant people were to be found, a small boy volu

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  Mean By Plural ?
  

  TEACHER:"Now Billy, what do we mean by plural?"BILLY: "By plural we mean it's the same thing, only m

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  Haunted Place
  

  FATHER: "Tell me how school went today. How do you like it?"BILLY: "It's hard to like a place that's h

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  How Old ?
  

  FIRST STUDENT: "How old is Profession Smith?"SECOND STUDENT: "Pretty old. They say he used to teach Sh

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  A Synonym
  

  TEACHER:"What is a synonym?"STUDENT: " A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other on

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  Teacher Prospect
  

  A country school board had a teacher prospect in to size him up. One member asked him whether the earth was

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  Fill Out Questionnaire
  

  A teacher was asked to fill out a special questionnaire for the state. One question said, "Give two reasons

  In Teacher Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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