Idiot Jokes By 4 Users
"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and p By 1 Users
An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.By 1 Users
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the By 4 Users
A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"By 1 Users
Knock, knock!Who's there?George Washington!George Washington who? By 2 Users
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I?d say hello!By 1 Users
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Water
Water who?
What are you doing?!!By 1 Users
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!By 1 Users
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here!By 1 Users
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!By 1 Users
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Yo Momma.
Yo Momma who?
Seriously, it's yo momma, open the dang door!By 1 Users
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
You don't have to cry about it!By 1 Users
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Madarn.
Madarn who?
Madarn foot is caught in the door!By 1 Users
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?By 1 Users
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Ali.
Ali who?
A little old man who can't reach the doorbell!By 1 Users
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Dot.
Dot who?
Dots for me to know and you to find out!By 1 Users
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won't open!By 1 Users
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Well, make up your mind. Are you a cow or an owl?!!By 1 Users
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Vitamin.
Vitamin who?
Vitamin for a party!By 1 Users
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy some food, I'm STARVING!
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