Idiot Jokes

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  Fly Safely
  

  "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and p

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 12/19/2008
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  Idiot And His Chicken Farm
  

  An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 12/18/2008
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  Unsigned Credit Card
  

  I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 12/18/2008
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  Dumb Daddy
  

  A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 12/18/2008
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  George Washington
  

  Knock, knock!Who's there?George Washington!George Washington who?

  In Knock Knock Jokes | Added On: 12/17/2008
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  Justin
  

  Knock Knock. Who?s there? Justin Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I?d say hello!

  In Knock Knock Jokes | Added On: 12/17/2008
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  Water
  

  Knock Knock. Who?s there? Water Water who? What are you doing?!!

  In Knock Knock Jokes | Added On: 12/17/2008
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  Tank
  

  Knock Knock. Who?s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome!

  In Knock Knock Jokes | Added On: 12/17/2008
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  Police
  

  Knock Knock. Who?s there? Police. Police who? Police let us in; it's cold out here!

  In Knock Knock Jokes | Added On: 12/17/2008
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  Doris
  

  Knock Knock. Who?s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

  In Knock Knock Jokes | Added On: 12/17/2008
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  Yo Momma
  

  Knock Knock. Who?s there? Yo Momma. Yo Momma who? Seriously, it's yo momma, open the dang door!

  In Knock Knock Jokes | Added On: 12/17/2008
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  Boo
  

  Knock Knock. Who?s there? Boo. Boo who? You don't have to cry about it!

  In Knock Knock Jokes | Added On: 12/17/2008
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  Madarn
  

  Knock Knock. Who?s there? Madarn. Madarn who? Madarn foot is caught in the door!

  In Knock Knock Jokes | Added On: 12/17/2008
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  Who
  

  Knock Knock. Who?s there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here?

  In Knock Knock Jokes | Added On: 12/17/2008
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  Ali
  

  Knock Knock. Who?s there? Ali. Ali who? A little old man who can't reach the doorbell!

  In Knock Knock Jokes | Added On: 12/17/2008
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  Dot
  

  Knock Knock. Who?s there? Dot. Dot who? Dots for me to know and you to find out!

  In Knock Knock Jokes | Added On: 12/17/2008
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  Theodore
  

  Knock Knock. Who?s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is stuck and it won't open!

  In Knock Knock Jokes | Added On: 12/17/2008
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  Moo
  

  Knock Knock. Who?s there? Moo. Moo who? Well, make up your mind. Are you a cow or an owl?!!

  In Knock Knock Jokes | Added On: 12/17/2008
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  Vitamin
  

  Knock Knock. Who?s there? Vitamin. Vitamin who? Vitamin for a party!

  In Knock Knock Jokes | Added On: 12/17/2008
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  Jimmy
  

  Knock Knock. Who's there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy some food, I'm STARVING!

  In Knock Knock Jokes | Added On: 12/17/2008
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