Silly Jokes

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  Taken Before Get
  

  Q. What's taken before you get it? A. Your picture.

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Swallow an Umbrella
  

  Why did the sword swallower swallow an umbrella ?
  He wanted to put something away for a rainy day !

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Stop a Cold
  

  How do you stop a cold getting to your chest ?
  Tie a knot in your neck !

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Steps to Take
  

  What steps would you take if a madman came rushing at you with a knife ?
  Great big ones !

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Soap Flakes
  

  This morning my dad gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.
  I bet you were mad.
  

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Snowmen's Money
  

  Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. In snow banks.

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Snowman With a Vampire
  

  Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite.

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Smelly Fish That Goes Around
  

  What smells of fish and goes round and round at 100 miles per hour ?
  A goldfish in a blender !

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Smelliest City
  

  What is the smelliest city in America ?
  Phew York !

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Sleep on Trains
  

  Why is it not safe to sleep on trains ?
  Because they run over sleepers !

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Skunk in The Court Room
  

  Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? A. Odor in the court.

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Skeletons Don't Fight
  

  Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other? A. They don't have the guts.

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Skeleton Didn't Dance
  

  Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? A. Because he had no-body to go with.

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Sick Clock
  

  Why did the clock get sick ?
  It was run down !

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Short Legged Tramp
  

  What's the name for a short legged tramp ?
  A low down bum !

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Shoes for Spies
  

  Q. What kind of shoes do all spies wear? A. Sneakers.

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Season on Trampoline
  

  Q.What season is it when you are on a trampoline? A.Spring time.

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Scottish and Egg
  

  What do you get if you cross a Scottish legend and a bad egg?
  The Loch Ness Pongster !

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Saying 'No'
  

  Did you hear about the fool you keeps going around saying "no" ?
  No
  Oh, so it's you !

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Sad Math Book, The
  

  Q. Why was the math book sad? A. Because it had too many problems.

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Runs not Walks
  

  What runs but never walks ?
  Water !

  In Silly Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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