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  Christmas Short Joke 24
  

  
  Q. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
  A. Because it soots him.

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  Christmas Short Joke 23
  

  
  Q. Why wasn't the turkey hungry at Christmas time?
  A. He was stuffed!

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  Christmas Short Joke 22
  

  
  Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle?
  A. I'm going out tonight.

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  Christmas Short Joke 21
  

  
  Q. What do you when if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
  A. A pineapple.

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  Christmas Short Joke 20
  

  
  Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
  A. Because he had the drum sticks.

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  Christmas Short Joke 19
  

  
  Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
  A. Thanks, I'll never part with it!

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  Christmas Short Joke 18
  

  
  Q. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?
  A. They are always dropping their needles.

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  Christmas Short Joke 17
  

  
  Q. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
  A. Sandy Claws!

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  Christmas Short Joke 16
  

  
  Q. What do the elves sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
  A. Freeze a jolly good fellow . . .

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  Christmas Short Joke 15
  

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  Christmas Short Joke 14
  

  
  Q. What do you call an Eskimo cow?
  A. An Eskimoo.

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  Christmas Short Joke 13
  

  
  Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
  A. Frost bite!

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  Christmas Short Joke 12
  

  
  Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
  A. A cookie sheet!

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  Christmas Short Joke 11
  

  
  Q. What do you call a snowman party?
  A. A Snowball!

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  Christmas Short Joke 10
  

  
  Q. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
  A. I'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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  Christmas Short Joke 9
  

  
  Q. What do vampires put on their Christmas turkey?
  A. Grave-y.

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  Christmas Short Joke 8
  

  
  Q. What is a snowman's favorite lunch?
  A. An Iceberger!

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  Christmas Short Joke 7
  

  
  Q. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
  A. Fleece Navidad!

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  Christmas Short Joke 6
  

  
  Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
  A. Ice caps.

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  Christmas Short Joke 5
  

  
  Q. What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?
  A. She gave him the cold shoulder.

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  Christmas Short Joke 4
  

  
  Q. Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?
  A. Because he like to hoe, hoe, hoe!

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