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An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"In Short Jokes | Added On: 12/19/2008
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A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.In Short Jokes | Added On: 12/16/2008
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WHY?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?In Short Jokes | Added On: 12/6/2008
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The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.In Short Jokes | Added On: 12/5/2008
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The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes." The Dentist because he says, "Open wide."In Short Jokes | Added On: 12/2/2008
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10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommateIn Short Jokes | Added On: 12/2/2008
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USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDSIn Short Jokes | Added On: 12/1/2008
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All men are idiots, and I married their King. So many stupid people... so few comets.In Short Jokes | Added On: 12/1/2008
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It's an incentive to show up. It reduces stress. It leads to more honest communication.In Short Jokes | Added On: 12/1/2008
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)In Short Jokes | Added On: 12/1/2008
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You Know You're In Trouble When ... ... Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.In Short Jokes | Added On: 11/22/2008
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Q. How does Santa take pictures?
A. With his North Pole-aroid.
In Short Jokes | Added On: 8/7/2008
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Q. What does Santa like to eat?
A. A jolly roll.
In Short Jokes | Added On: 8/7/2008
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Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.
In Short Jokes | Added On: 8/7/2008
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Q. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A. Missletoe!
In Short Jokes | Added On: 8/7/2008
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Q. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A. Because every buck is dear to him.
In Short Jokes | Added On: 8/7/2008
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Q. What do you get when you eat the Christmas decorations?
A. Tinsel-itus.
In Short Jokes | Added On: 8/7/2008
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Q. What's the best thing to put into Christmas pie?
A. Your teeth!
In Short Jokes | Added On: 8/7/2008
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Q. What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A. A snowball!
In Short Jokes | Added On: 8/7/2008
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Q. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A. Because it soots him.
In Short Jokes | Added On: 8/7/2008
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