Shopping Jokes By 1 Users
Convenience Store
A woman walks into a convenience store.
 By 1 Users
Shoplifter
My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act.
 By 1 Users
Mom buy's her present
A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat.
 By 1 Users
$100 bill
I was at the drugstore and noticed a young male cashier staring at the pretty girl in front of me.
 By 1 Users
Buying Bricks
A man goes into his local building supply store and orders 10,000 bricks.
 By 2 Users
Shopping
Even time has no meaning at all to a lot of women shoppers.
 By 1 Users
What is black?
Shopping for a black cotton sweater, I couldn't find anything suitable in a trendy Berkeley clothing store.
 By 1 Users
Fruit Stand
A picky customer comes to a small food shop and sees a new delivery of fresh fruit.
 By 1 Users
Shopping Methodology
In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with his son.
 By 1 Users
Walking by the jewelry store
Judi was walking by the jewelry store one day in the midtown mall.
 By 1 Users
Don't Ignore the Kids
The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult custo
 By 1 Users
A counterfeiter
A counterfeiter decided that the easiest way to pass off his phony $18 bills would be to unload them in some small
 By 1 Users
Exchange
The teenager approached the sales clerk in the dress shop with a large bag.
 By 1 Users
A diamond is forever
A man walks into a jewelry store to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring.
 By 1 Users
Get to the Back of the Line
It was the day of the big sale.
 By 1 Users
Now, now Ellen
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three-year-old girl in her basket.
 By 1 Users
Don't Have Any
A woman walks into a convenience store.
 By 1 Users
Shoe Repair
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair sho
 By 3 Users
No UPC
I was checking out at the local Foodland with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt cl
 By 1 Users
Chicago Cab Driver
On a visit to Chicago, I was eager to visit a posh department store about a dozen blocks from our hotel.
 By 1 Users
Goodbye, mother!
Walking through a supermarket, a young man noticed an old lady following him around.
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