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  The day of the final
  

  It was time for the final and the student depending upon getting at least one right answer on the chemistry

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  The chemist's recipe
  

  THE CHEMIST'S RECIPIE FOR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIESThe following recipie for chocolate chip cook

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  The Cesium song 13
  

  Cesium's Strange(Tune, People are strange - The Doors)Cesium's strange,when you

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  The Cesium song 12
  

  Seventy Six Neutrons(Tune, Seventy Six Trombones)Seventy six lithe neutrons swayed on C

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  The Cesium song 11
  

  Cesium Glows(Tune, Love's a Rose - Neil Young)Cesium glows, but you better not lick it,

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  The Cesium song 10
  

  Cesium (All through the Night)(Tune, Fever)(1)Never know how much I need you,

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  The Cesium song 09
  

  It's So Easy(Tune, It's so Easy)It's with Cesium I'm in love!It's with Cesium I

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  The Cesium song 08
  

  'Lectropositive Mama(tune, Lady Madonna)'Letropositive mama,Cesium on your meat

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  The Cesium song 07
  

  Yesterday,I had Cesium with which to play.Now all my fingers have been blown away.A

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  The Cesium song 06
  

  Why Don't We Mix Up the Two(Tune, "Why don't we get drunk..."with apologies to Jimmy Bu

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  The Cesium song 05
  

  Cesium (Burning in the Dead of Night)(Tune, Blackbird)Cesium burning in the dead of nig

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  The Cesium song 04
  

  Cesium the BeautifulOh beautiful for blue of skies,Among thy spectral lines.Whe

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  The Cesium song 03
  

  CesiumCesium, 'tis of thee,Thy 'positivity,Of thee I sing.Thou whose hy

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  The Cesium song 02
  

  I Wish I had a PoundOh I wish I had a pound of cesium.Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium

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  The Cesium song 01
  

  Oh Cesium(Tune, Oh Christmas tree)Oh Cesium, oh Cesium,Thy spectrum doth us ple

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  The biology song 07
  

  Away in a Test Tube(Melody: "Away in a Manger")Away in a test tubeMy plague cul

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  The biology song 06
  

  O Humid Night(Melody: "O Holy Night")O Humid NightAnopheline mosquitoes

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  The biology song 05
  

  Hark! The Streptococcus Brings(Melody: "Hark! The Herald = Angels Sing")Hark! the Strep

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  The biology song 04
  

  A Mad Scientist ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas and all thru my house,Not a specimen

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  The biology song 03
  

  ODE TO A CLONEBy John Scalzi(This originally appeared in America Online's "Howdy" area

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  The biology song 02
  

  To the tune of "Send in the Clowns"So this is it,A few bases to go,I've tried a

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