School Jokes

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  Jimmy Poole
  

  A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Jimmy Poole, has got

  In School Jokes | Added On: 12/18/2008
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  Lesson In English
  

  A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms

  In School Jokes | Added On: 12/18/2008
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  Freshmen Vs. Seniors
  

  Freshman: Is never in bed past noon.Senior: Is never out of bed before noon.

  In School Jokes | Added On: 12/18/2008
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  You Might Be A College Student If...
  

  If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them

  In School Jokes | Added On: 12/18/2008
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  Ghosts?
  

  A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture of the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience,

  In School Jokes | Added On: 12/9/2008
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  BILL CLINTON.
  

  Bill Clinton was visiting a school. In one class, he asked the students if anyone could give him an example of a tr

  In School Jokes | Added On: 7/10/2008
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  Law School
  

  One day in contract law class, a professor asked one of his better students,

  In School Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Ant Who Skip School
  

  What do you call an ant who skips school ?
  A truant !

  In School Jokes | Added On: 8/24/2007
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  Apni Dua Qabool Hoo Gai Hai
  

  Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.

  In School Jokes | Added On: 6/28/2007
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  Dad
  

  One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for

  In School Jokes | Added On: 6/19/2007
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  Having retired several months before
  

  Having retired several months before, Mr. Boniface was bored and went looking for part-time work. Landin

  In School Jokes | Added On: 4/7/2007
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  Mrs. Fenwick, the comely fourth-grade teacher
  

  Mrs. Fenwick, the comely fourth-grade teacher, recognized the gleam in little Tad's eye, the way his gaz

  In School Jokes | Added On: 4/7/2007
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  Later in the drill the history teacher asked anyone
  

  Later in the drill the history teacher asked anyone knew where the Declaration of Independence was signe

  In School Jokes | Added On: 4/7/2007
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  Drilling her students for a test
  

  Drilling her students for a test, the history teacher asked if anyone could recite Washington's farewell

  In School Jokes | Added On: 4/7/2007
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  I don't want to worry you
  

  "I don't want to worry you," Peter said to his teacher, "but last night my dad said that

  In School Jokes | Added On: 4/7/2007
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  Then there was the student who followed
  

  Then there was the student who followed the examples of Caesar, Napoleon, and Patton ana. went down in h

  In School Jokes | Added On: 4/7/2007
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  Addressing the Catholic school class
  

  Addressing the Catholic school class, the nun asked, "Is it wrong to have sex before you're married

  In School Jokes | Added On: 4/7/2007
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  Say, Todd approached his teacher
  

  "Say," Todd approached his teacher, "you wouldn't punish me for something I didn't do, wo

  In School Jokes | Added On: 4/7/2007
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  Little Milton walked into the house shortly before noon
  

  Little Milton walked into the house shortly before noon."Milton!" his mother cried, &

  In School Jokes | Added On: 4/7/2007
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  Young Franklin walked in the door
  

  Young Franklin walked in the door, a smile ort his face. "Say, pop, good news. Remember you promise

  In School Jokes | Added On: 4/7/2007
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