Santa Is A Woman II
Added On Friday, December 14, 2007 | In Santa Jokes | By akshya
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1.  No man alive would name reindeer of the following Dancer, Prancer,
    Vixen, Cupid.
2.  If Santa were a man, all the girls age 8 or older would be kidnapped
    in the morning.
3.  If Santa were a man, everybody'd get
    A. golf club decorations
    B. Crepe paper
    C. bubble wrap
4.  The only place a male Santa could/would get reindeer is shot dead,
    from a forest somewhere.
5.  Women obviously invented the "Cristmas mistltoe" thing


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