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Einstein And God
Added On Wednesday, December 17, 2008 | In Religious Jokes | By rohit Viewed: 2261 times Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord...
"God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
"Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute." Rate this joke: 
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