Religious Jokes By 1 Users
Question: What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
Answer: Two Mennonite! By 2 Users
Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to sufferBy 2 Users
One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whBy 1 Users
A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayeBy 1 Users
Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.Looking up, he asks the Lord...By 1 Users
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."By 1 Users
The head Nun of the convent called all 100 Nuns into the foyer for an emergency meeting.By 1 Users
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so StBy 1 Users
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.By 2 Users
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into theBy 2 Users
One day while walking through the Garden of Eden, Adam looked up to the Heavens and spoke to God. "Father this placBy 1 Users
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her frontBy 1 Users
Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?By 1 Users
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?"By 1 Users
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectatoBy 1 Users
Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people Jews do not recognize Jesus as the MessiahBy 2 Users
A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the clerk for an inflatable doll. By 2 Users
Three nuns on a train had been getting to know one another and decided to tell each other what their greatest sinsBy 1 Users
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fBy 1 Users
doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO (health maintenance organization) have all died and are in line to
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