Who Is Father?

Sardarji happened to participate in a competition,which was about Writing a shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story Must have four ingredients viz. Religion, ***, suspense and mystery.

Sardarji's turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a story, which was just one sentence and read 'o god, my wife is going to deliver a child'.

Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji Whether it contained all the four ingredients!!

Sardarji replied Affermatively and gave his explanation as below: o god : religion, my Wife: *** , going to deliver a child: suspense (whether a girl or a boy) 'But where is mystery?' asked one of the organizer.

The sardar replied : who is the father???