Brain Tumour

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general balle balle' is on.

The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a marriage baarat. So one of them asks santa singh, "singh saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach raheho?" ...... Comes the reply, "ha ji ! Hai hi baat bade khushi ki !!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar *brain* tumour se mara hai !!!!