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Mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Don`t think that you`re thinking. I
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If progress is technology moving forward,then what is congress? Why do we go under over-passe
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What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way. If a tree falls in the forest
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Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk ? The light went out, but where to ?
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Why is the word abbreviation so long? How come you press harder on a remote-control when you
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Why do peopl
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When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? When you open a bag of cot
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If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound?A single fact can spoil a good
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Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for yo
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Why do they report power outages on TV? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book
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Why do they report power outages on TV? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book
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Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.I wished the buck stopped here, as
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Eat right.Stay fit.Die anyway.The things that come to those that wait may be the things l
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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? Just "before" someone get
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What's another word for thesaurus? What would we have called the color orange if it wasn't a
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Why call then hot water heaters if the water is already hot? If you throw a cat out a car win
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When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Do bl
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Why is there an expiry date on my sour cream container? Why do we park on driveways and drive
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Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near
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When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 mi
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