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The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it.Two wrongs are only theBy 1 Users
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?Monday is an awful way to spBy 1 Users
If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?If peanut butter cookies are made frBy 1 Users
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?Have you ever seen a toad on aBy 1 Users
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?By 1 Users
It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.This land is your land. This land is m By 3 Users
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.I believe forBy 1 Users
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.If quitters never win, and winnBy 1 Users
It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins. One tequila, two tequila, tBy 1 Users
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Why do they call it the Department of IBy 1 Users
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Since light travels fasterBy 1 Users
Whatever happened to preparations A through G? If olive oil comes from olives, where does babBy 1 Users
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longestBy 1 Users
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughBy 1 Users
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made oBy 1 Users
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If the #2 pencil is the moBy 1 Users
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes froze the end of my nose. The early bird gets tBy 1 Users
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.By 1 Users
I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made the horn louder. Why do psychics have to ask you for yBy 1 Users
Mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks
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