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    Stop The Drunk Driver
    A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.
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    Rob The Supermarket
    A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.
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    All The Strange Names
    One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself ou
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    Go To Save My Friend
    A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Ev
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    Why The Big Fight?
    A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his
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    63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop
    63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop1. When you get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in
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    Justice Is Blind
    Judge Claudia Jordan of Denver slipped a message to her clerk during a trial.The note said: “Blind on
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    Song: Day Old Donuts
    Day old, Daaay oldDay old donuts for one ninety-nineDay, me say day, me say day, me say day old<
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    An Unlikely Stop
    A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a coupl
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    Blonde Breathalizer Test
    One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked th
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    Drunk Driving Stories
    Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and s
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    Court Jesters
    Actual word for word quotes from the witness stand . . .Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fi
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    Lawsuit
    Well anyway, the other day this guy walked into the District, and he said he was going to sue the district,
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    Old Lady Driver
    One day an old lady was driving along the highway steering with her feet and knitting. She was swerving all
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    A Case For The Fbi
    The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?”“Hello, is this FBI?”“Yes. What do you want?”
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    Back Seat Driver
    A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, “What’s the problem officer?”Officer: “You w
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    Circle Fly
    During a traffic stop a police officer is swatting at a fly that is circling around his head, and blurts out
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    Dirty Police Report
    A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could use her toilet. She said you have 3 cha
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    Smart-Ass Cop
    Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, tap
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    But Officer…
    Real-life speeding excuses that didn’t quite cut it…“I needed to get to the petrol station before the
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    The Chigago Police Department
    In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to
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