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Stop The Drunk Driver
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.In Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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Rob The Supermarket
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.
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All The Strange Names
One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself ouIn Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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Go To Save My Friend
A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. EvIn Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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Why The Big Fight?
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took hisIn Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop
63 Ways To Piss Off A Cop1. When you get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood inIn Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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Justice Is Blind
Judge Claudia Jordan of Denver slipped a message to her clerk during a trial.The note said: “Blind onIn Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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Song: Day Old Donuts
Day old, Daaay oldDay old donuts for one ninety-nineDay, me say day, me say day, me say day old<In Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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An Unlikely Stop
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couplIn Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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Blonde Breathalizer Test
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked thIn Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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Drunk Driving Stories
Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sIn Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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Court Jesters
Actual word for word quotes from the witness stand . . .Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fiIn Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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Lawsuit
Well anyway, the other day this guy walked into the District, and he said he was going to sue the district,In Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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Old Lady Driver
One day an old lady was driving along the highway steering with her feet and knitting. She was swerving allIn Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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A Case For The Fbi
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?”“Hello, is this FBI?”“Yes. What do you want?”In Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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Back Seat Driver
A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, “What’s the problem officer?”Officer: “You wIn Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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Circle Fly
During a traffic stop a police officer is swatting at a fly that is circling around his head, and blurts outIn Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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Dirty Police Report
A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could use her toilet. She said you have 3 chaIn Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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Smart-Ass Cop
Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, tapIn Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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But Officer…
Real-life speeding excuses that didn’t quite cut it…“I needed to get to the petrol station before theIn Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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The Chigago Police Department
In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field toIn Police Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2008
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