A friend of ours, who blows second sax in a chic society orchestra, was taking a break at the bar one evening and overheard the following conversation:
"First, I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a little tight," said the guy aggressively.
"Oh no you're not," said the girl.
"Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks."
"Oh no you're not."
"Then I'll take you to my apartment and keep serving you drinks."
"Oh no you're not."
"Then I'm going to make viblent, passionate love to you."
"Oh no, you're not!"
"And I'm not going to take any precautions either!" said the guy.
"Oh yes you are!!" said the girl.
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