A wealthy young American was wandering through the Mont-martre section of Paris when he came upon a lovely French miss who looked for all the world like Brigitte Bardot.
"Could I buy you a drink?" he asked, by way of striking up a conversation.
"No thank you," she said, "I don't drink."
"What about a little dinner with me in my room?"
"No, I don't believe that would be proper," she said.
Having had no success with the subtler approaches, the young man pressed directly to the point: "I am charmed by your refreshing beauty, mademoiselle, and will give you anything your heart desires if you will spend the night with me."
"Oh, no, no, monsieur, I could never do a thing like that." "Tell me," the young man said, laughing, "don't you ever do anything the slightest bit improper?"
"Oui," said the French girl, "I tell lies."
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