A Comely High School Teacher

Added On Friday, July 04, 2008 | In Playboys & Playmates Jokes | By indu
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Miss Bradshaw, a comely high school teacher, had saved money for several years and was finally aboard a sleek ocean liner for her long-anticipated trip to Europe. Aboard ship, she wrote:

"Dear Diary: Monday. I felt singularly honored this evening. The Captain asked me to dine at his table. Tuesday. I spent the entire morning on the bridge with the Captain. Wednesday. The Captain made proposals to me unbecoming an officer and a gentleman. Thursday. Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I do not give in to his indecent proposals. Friday. This afternoon I saved sixteen hundred lives."



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