Secret to Long Life
Added On Thursday, March 19, 2009 | In Old Age Jokes | By indu
Viewed: 1405 times

An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of your long life?"

The man considered this for a moment, then replied, "Every day at 9 PM I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I've heard."

The reporter replied, "That's ALL?"

The man smiled, "That, and canceling my voyage on the Titanic."




Rate this joke:  
Sponsored Links

 More Old Age Jokes

Sponsored Links