Old Age Jokes

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  Retired husband
  

  1. A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head.

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 11/7/2007
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  How to Tell When You Are Over the Hill
  

  Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper. You buy shoes with crepe rubber soles.

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 11/7/2007
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  Dealing With a Rude Customer
  

  Indeed, an award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being customer focus

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 11/6/2007
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  The Photographer and the Pilot.
  

  The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great bush fire. Smoke at the scene was to

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 11/6/2007
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  Are You Hard of Hearing?
  

  A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 11/6/2007
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  Senior citizen
  

  A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting married?" "Yep!"

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 11/6/2007
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  Hospital regulations
  

  Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 11/6/2007
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  Two elderly gentlemen
  

  Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 11/6/2007
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  An elderly woman
  

  An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 11/3/2007
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  Wal-Mart Guys
  

  Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal- Mart when they collide.

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 10/19/2007
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  What do retired people do all day?
  

  Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 10/18/2007
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  The Good Old Days
  

  TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 10/17/2007
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  Health Care
  

  Two patients limp into two different AmericanMedical clinics with the same complaint.

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 10/17/2007
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  Choices for retirement
  

  Choices for retirement You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where.....

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 10/16/2007
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  Old Ladies Chatting in Church
  

  Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service.

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 10/16/2007
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  Florida driver
  

  A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 10/15/2007
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  JULIE ANDREWS
  

  To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist Julie

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 10/15/2007
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  Broken Telephone
  

  An Iowa farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 10/14/2007
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  Wal mart application
  

  This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas.

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 10/14/2007
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  Seniors
  

  A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 10/13/2007
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  16 that it took me over 50 years to learn
  

  1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. ~

  In Old Age Jokes | Added On: 10/13/2007
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