Nurse Jokes

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  How Many Doctors Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
  

  How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him

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  How Many Triage Nurses Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
  

  How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four

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  How Many Nurses Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
  

  How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it.

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  You Might Be A Nurse If...
  

  when using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets

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  How Nurses Do It...
  

  Nurses do it painless.Nurses do it with TLC.Nurses do it with care.Nurses do it with

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  Top 10 Reasons To Become A Nurse
  

  Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good. Fashionable shoes & sexy white unif

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  Nurses Short Jokes 9
  

  Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?It took her two weeks to realize that

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  Nurses Short Jokes 8
  

  Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?Because nurses

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  Nurses Short Jokes 7
  

  
  The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.

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  A Doctor
  

  A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half d

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  Nurses Short Jokes 6
  

  A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most hazardous section in th

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  Nurses Short Jokes 5
  

  
  What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?
  A nun only serves one God.

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  Nurses Short Jokes 4
  

  
  Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.

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  Nurses Short Jokes 3
  

  What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour

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  Harry Was In The Hospital
  

  Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. From time to time the young nurse came in and said in a patron

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  Three Nurses Went To Heaven
  

  Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pe

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  Nurses Short Jokes 2
  

  Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?"Nurse: "No change ye

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  Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature?"
  Nurse: "No. Is it missing?"

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