Nurse Jokes By 1 Users
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell himBy 1 Users
How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend fourBy 1 Users
How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it.By 1 Users
when using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucetsBy 1 Users
Nurses do it painless.Nurses do it with TLC.Nurses do it with care.Nurses do it withBy 1 Users
Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good. Fashionable shoes & sexy white unif By 2 Users
Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?It took her two weeks to realize thatBy 1 Users
Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?Because nursesBy 2 Users
The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.
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A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dBy 1 Users
A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most hazardous section in thBy 1 Users
What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?
A nun only serves one God.
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Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hourBy 1 Users
Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. From time to time the young nurse came in and said in a patronBy 1 Users
Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the peBy 1 Users
Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?"Nurse: "No change yeBy 1 Users
Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature?"
Nurse: "No. Is it missing?"
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