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Cookie The Cat's Resolutions
Added On Thursday, March 19, 2009 | In New Year Jokes | By komal Viewed: 638 times 5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ? and visa versa.
4. I will not scratch wallpaper, curtains, furniture, clothing or my scratch pad.
3. I will not annoy the dog next door (unless I?m in a bad mood)
2. I will come when my human calls me (occasionally)
and the Number One New Year Resolution for Cookie is...
1. I will not sleep more than 23 hours per day. Rate this joke: 
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