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New Years Resolutions
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think.
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Years of Resolutions...
I have worked tirelessly in setting New Year's Resolutions every January 1st.
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New Year Resolutions for Pets
15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
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NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTIONS FOR THE YEAR 2008
* And the empire of the Great Nerd of the West shall crumble, when the thinking machines are destroyed by two mille
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MILLENNIUM WISHES
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your tri
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The Top 12 New Year's Resolutions Made By Pets
12. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.
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The Top 13 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions
13. Robert Downey, Jr.: I promise to stay clean and sob- Ahhhh! Spiders! Get them off!!
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Resolutions You Can Actually Keep...
10. Read less.9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. 8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
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Cookie The Cat's Resolutions
5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in � and visa versa.
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New Year Nerd Resolutions
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New Years Resolutions You Can Keep
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think.
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New Years Resolutions Internet Junkies
1. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.
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Bumper Stickers To Start The New Year:
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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A Young Man At A New Year’S Party
A young man at a New Year’s party turns to hisfriend and asks for a cigarette.
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Attainable New Year's Resolutions
This year, I resolve to... - Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. - Stop exercising. Waste of time.
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New Year's Dinner
As in many homes on New Year's Day, my wife and I faced the annual conflict of which was more important - the footb
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Jesus And Saint Peter Are Golfing
Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It
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A Depressed Man
There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-
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Wedding And Kids
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come
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Quit Smoking to A Friend
A friend asks his friend for a cigarette.
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