New Year Jokes By 2 Users
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think. By 1 Users
I have worked tirelessly in setting New Year's Resolutions every January 1st.By 1 Users
15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.By 2 Users
* And the empire of the Great Nerd of the West shall crumble, when the thinking machines are destroyed by two milleBy 3 Users
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triBy 3 Users
12. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.By 1 Users
13. Robert Downey, Jr.: I promise to stay clean and sob- Ahhhh! Spiders! Get them off!!By 1 Users
10. Read less.9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. 8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.By 1 Users
5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in � and visa versa.By 1 Users
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1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think.By 1 Users
1. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.By 2 Users
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. By 5 Users
A young man at a New Year’s party turns to hisfriend and asks for a cigarette.By 1 Users
This year, I resolve to... - Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. - Stop exercising. Waste of time.By 1 Users
As in many homes on New Year's Day, my wife and I faced the annual conflict of which was more important - the footbBy 1 Users
Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. ItBy 2 Users
There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-By 3 Users
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to comeBy 1 Users
A friend asks his friend for a cigarette.
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