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The Colonel’S Order
A Colonel issued the following directive to his executive officers:
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Reward These Soldiers For Their Work
A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.
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Practical Joke On His Ex-Girlfriend
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and
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Lease Nuclear Weapons
Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CNN e
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New Weapon Chicken Gun
Flash - New Weapon in America’s Arsenal - Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader Howard H. Bak
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Progressive Regress
When asked what he thought about the new squad radio, one Army sergeant told the man from the R&D agency: “T
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Commanding The Dumb
As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, “All right! All you
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Q & A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq?A: DUCK!Q: What’s the fastest way to break up a bingo
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Military Talk
One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the same language.For
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Give Chocolate Pudding
First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First s
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Army Vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window sea
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Humor Relating To Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:1. Engage the enemy.
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Indian Chief’S Signal
An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, a
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On High Seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening of partying ashor
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Marines And Police
The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles.Th
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Civil War Era Humor
The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating to the Civil War.BIGGEST MA
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High Iq
At an Army reception center a volunteer was undergoing an IQ test.“Well, Nicholson, determine what it
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Army Needs New Recruits
Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta freque
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Give Us New Missiles
The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters.
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Veterans
Two veterans were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my outfit was so well drilled,” de
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Daddy Is Going To War
The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred during the war.Du
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