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Which Pic?
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking
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Military Time
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no sho
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Stay Away From Aunt Karen
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
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The Colonel
"Where does the Colonel keep his armies?"
"Up his sleevies!"
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Which Of My Friends?
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was det
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Old Sarge
A General retired after 35 years and realized his life-long dream of buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota.
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In The Marines
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches u
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New Recruits
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to
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Friendly Bear
On a military training exercise, the British divisional command radio operators were getting very bored one quiet n
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3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -“What’s your problem, Soldier?”
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Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…‘Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,
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People Who Don’T Believe In Retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn’t believe in retaliat
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Bubba And Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.
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Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines.
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Giving Sad News
The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better
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Requesting A Three Day Pass
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
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Change Your Course Now
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast o
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Bragging About Old Times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.
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Speaking With General
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.
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The Colonel’S Order
A Colonel issued the following directive to his executive officers:
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