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How to Change Your Oil
How to Change Your Oil Women: 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube 3000 miles after the last oil change.
In Men Jokes | Added On: 10/23/2007
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Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Man!
--Your last name stays put. --The garage is all yours. --Wedding plans take care of themselves.
In Men Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2007
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Santa Claus is a Woman? (A Rebuttal)
There is absolutely NO way Santa is female. Here's why:
In Men Jokes | Added On: 10/22/2007
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Fancy Cooking
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.
In Men Jokes | Added On: 10/20/2007
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Gifts for Men
Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women.
In Men Jokes | Added On: 10/20/2007
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Love
"A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days." -Tim Allen
In Men Jokes | Added On: 10/19/2007
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Chemical analysis of human elements
Element name: WOMAN. Symbol: WO. Atomic weight: 'Don't even go there'.
In Men Jokes | Added On: 10/19/2007
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How To Ask A Man To Do Something
Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something: 1. Make sure the man is conscious.
In Men Jokes | Added On: 10/18/2007
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The Study
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men.
In Men Jokes | Added On: 10/18/2007
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Perspective
An English professor wrote the words, "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the stude
In Men Jokes | Added On: 10/17/2007
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Hunting Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
In Men Jokes | Added On: 10/17/2007
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Brain Transplant
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
In Men Jokes | Added On: 10/16/2007
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Discoveries
Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.
In Men Jokes | Added On: 10/16/2007
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Bumper Stickers about Men
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
In Men Jokes | Added On: 10/15/2007
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Christian Pick-up Lines
1) Nice bible. 2) I would like to pray with you. 3) You know Jesus? Me too.
In Men Jokes | Added On: 10/15/2007
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Male or Female
From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female noun
In Men Jokes | Added On: 10/14/2007
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How to Change Your Oil Women: 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube 3000 miles after the last oil change.

--Your last name stays put. --The garage is all yours. --Wedding plans take care of themselves.

There is absolutely NO way Santa is female. Here's why:

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.

Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women.

"A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days." -Tim Allen

Element name: WOMAN. Symbol: WO. Atomic weight: 'Don't even go there'.

Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something: 1. Make sure the man is conscious.

A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men.

An English professor wrote the words, "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the stude

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

1) Nice bible. 2) I would like to pray with you. 3) You know Jesus? Me too.

From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female noun

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