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Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.By 1 Users
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].By 1 Users
Two men are sitting in the basket of a balloon. For hours, they have been drifting through a thick layer ofBy 1 Users
Back in the old days - when slide rules were still the most sophisticated computing equipment available to sBy 1 Users
Same alley, same function, but a different operator: "Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate you tiBy 1 Users
In a dark, narrow alley, a function and a differential operator meet: "Get out of my way - or I'll difBy 1 Users
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked to test the following hypothesis: All odd numbers grBy 1 Users
Two math professors are sitting in a pub. "Isn't it disgusting", the first one complains, "how littleBy 1 Users
A mathematician, an engineer, and a computer scientist are vacationing together. They are riding in a car, eBy 1 Users
In a class, a math professor claims that he can prove everything under the assumption that 1+1=1. A stBy 1 Users
After the phenomenal success of Viagra, Pfizer has come up with yet another pharmaceutical sensation: knowleBy 1 Users
Two men are having a good time in a bar. Outside, there's a terrible thunderstorm. Finally, one of the men tBy 1 Users
Q: How does a mathematician call his dog?
A: Cauchy - because it leaves a residue at every pole...
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A mathematician has spent years trying to prove the Riemann hypothesis - without success. Finally, he decideBy 2 Users
Some engineers are trying to measure the height of a flag pole. They only have a measuring tape and are quitBy 1 Users
In the old days of the cold war, when it was very hard for Westerners to visit the Soviet Union, a British mBy 1 Users
A group of mathematicians and a group of engineers are traveling together by train to attend a conference onBy 1 Users
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. IBy 1 Users
Q: What is a topologist?
A: A person who cannot tell a doughnut from a coffee mug.
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A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend.
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