Cigarettes And Tampons
Added On Wednesday, April 01, 2009 | In Marriage Jokes | By akshya |
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, ?Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife??

He answers, ?You see, it?s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it?s sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.?


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