A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, ?Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife??
He answers, ?You see, it?s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it?s sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.?
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