Lawyer Jokes

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  Signing The Death Certificate
  

  A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed the

  In Lawyer Jokes | Added On: 12/19/2008
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  Impressive!
  

  A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the fi

  In Lawyer Jokes | Added On: 12/8/2008
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  Take His Place
  

  An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost

  In Lawyer Jokes | Added On: 12/8/2008
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  The Barbershop
  

  A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, sayin

  In Lawyer Jokes | Added On: 12/8/2008
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  A Donation
  

  At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole to

  In Lawyer Jokes | Added On: 12/8/2008
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  At Least He Was Honest
  

  An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon

  In Lawyer Jokes | Added On: 12/8/2008
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  A Lawyer's Worst Fear
  

  A young attorney who had taken over his father�s practice rushed home elated one night.

  In Lawyer Jokes | Added On: 12/8/2008
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  I Love My Bmw
  

  A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on

  In Lawyer Jokes | Added On: 12/8/2008
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  Fore!
  

  A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on

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  You Can't Take It With You
  

  A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You c

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  Just Like The Bible!
  

  A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?"

  In Lawyer Jokes | Added On: 12/8/2008
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  Lawyers Could Better Society After All
  

  The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of r

  In Lawyer Jokes | Added On: 12/8/2008
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  Payment Schedule
  

  A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.

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  Brain Shop
  

  A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of profe

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  The Oldest Man In Heaven
  

  A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line t

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  Road Kill
  

  Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

  In Lawyer Jokes | Added On: 12/8/2008
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  Well-Hung
  

  Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

  In Lawyer Jokes | Added On: 12/8/2008
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  The Depressed Lawyer
  

  An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day of trying to get a stay of execution for a client, J

  In Lawyer Jokes | Added On: 12/6/2008
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  Is Mr. Smith There
  

  A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm's senior partner had passed away unexpectedly

  In Lawyer Jokes | Added On: 11/25/2008
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  Translation Troubles
  

  A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally,

  In Lawyer Jokes | Added On: 11/22/2008
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