Knock Knock Jokes By 1 Users
George Washington
Knock, knock!Who's there?George Washington!George Washington who?
 By 2 Users
Justin
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I?d say hello!
 By 1 Users
Water
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Water
Water who?
What are you doing?!!
 By 1 Users
Tank
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
 By 1 Users
Police
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here!
 By 1 Users
Doris
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
 By 1 Users
Yo Momma
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Yo Momma.
Yo Momma who?
Seriously, it's yo momma, open the dang door!
 By 1 Users
Boo
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
You don't have to cry about it!
 By 1 Users
Madarn
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Madarn.
Madarn who?
Madarn foot is caught in the door!
 By 1 Users
Who
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
 By 1 Users
Ali
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Ali.
Ali who?
A little old man who can't reach the doorbell!
 By 1 Users
Dot
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Dot.
Dot who?
Dots for me to know and you to find out!
 By 1 Users
Theodore
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won't open!
 By 1 Users
Moo
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Well, make up your mind. Are you a cow or an owl?!!
 By 1 Users
Vitamin
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Vitamin.
Vitamin who?
Vitamin for a party!
 By 1 Users
Jimmy
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy some food, I'm STARVING!
 By 1 Users
Dishes
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!!
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