Shopping Jokes By 1 Users
My Wife Is Missing
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here i
 By 2 Users
Caught Stealing
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shop
 By 3 Users
Passing A Parrot
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said
 By 2 Users
Buying A Chainsaw
This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks ab
 By 3 Users
The Crowded Store
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason f
 By 2 Users
Fight Competition
The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign
 By 1 Users
A Department Store
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where`s the
 By 1 Users
A Department Store
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where`s the
 By 2 Users
I Am Going To Shop
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I
 By 1 Users
Bad Relationships
Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said,
 By 1 Users
Give Me Free Meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher s
 By 3 Users
Remember A Child
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him aro
 By 5 Users
At A Grocery Store
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie sec
 By 2 Users
Visit The Barber
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, m
 By 1 Users
What Is Your Name?
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He t
 By 1 Users
Sweatshirt or a windbreaker
A girl says to a salesman, “I'm not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker.”
 By 3 Users
Price of Oranges
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 By 1 Users
BTUs
Somewhere around 60 years ago, according to Zeddie Gillenwater of Sumerco, a woman sold her tobacco crop and, with
 By 1 Users
Shopping for a dress
A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store. Trying on a dress and liking it, she asked the salesman the pric
 By 1 Users
Convenience Store
A woman walks into a convenience store.
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