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Added On Friday, July 11, 2008 | In Animal Jokes | By neha

The little old lady rushed into the taxidermist and unwrapped a package containing two recently deceased monkeys. Her instructions to the proprietor were delivered in a welter of tears.
"Favorite pets ... (blubber, sob)... caught cold ... (moan)... don't see how I'll live without them . . . (weep, sob) . . . want to have them stuffed . . . (blubber, blubber)!"
"Of course, Madam," said the proprietor in an understanding voice, "and would you care to have them mounted?"
"Oh, no," she sobbed, "just shaking hands. They were just close friends."

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