A catholic nun met some young girls while travelling in a bus. She asked one of them, "What do you want to be when you grow up?'
'I want to be a doctor,' came the reply.
'Good,' said the nun and asked another one the same question.
'Lawyer,' came the reply.
She asked the third one and 'housewife' was the reply. She then turned towards a very serious-looking girl and asked her, 'And what about you, dear, what do you want to be when you grow up?'
The girl answered, 'Prostitute.'
The nun fainted. When the fellow passengers brought her back to her senses, she asked the girl the same question again.
'Prostitute,' she answered again loudly.
The nun looked towards the heaven with folded hands and said, 'Thank God, I heard "Protestant".'