Laloo to a long-distance telephone operator : "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PATNA AND LAS VEGAS ?"

Operator : "JUST A MINUTE,SIR..."
Laloo : "THANK YOU", AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

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"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."

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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime,
Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Laloo brags.
"FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims. "YOU ARE A FOOL".
Laloo replies. "SEE THIS CARTOON, IT IS WRITTEN " FOR 4-7 YRS".

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After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modeling.
Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper.
GUESS THE CAPTION !! Laloo, third from left !