Three guys get stranded on a island after crashing their boat
were captured by the native tribe. A man who appeared to be
their leader or chief approached the first guy and asked him
with his firm and manly voice, "Do you want death or Ungabunga?"
The man thought to himself for a minute and replied, "Well I
don't want to die, so I'll take Ungabunga," not knowing what
Ungabunga meant. The Leader announces to his people,
"Ungabunga!" Then all of a sudden hundreds of men start running
to the guy and start raping him, shouting, "Ungabunga!
Ungabunga! Ungabunga!"

The chief then goes to the second guy and says, "Do you want
death or Ungabunga?" The guy thinks to himself for a few minutes
and replies, "I don't want to die. I'll take Ungabunga."
"UngaBunga! Ungabunga! Ungabunga!" The Indians shouted as they
all raped him.

The Chief then goes to the third guy and says, "Do you want
death or Ungabunga?" The man replies, "I'd rather die than take
Ungabunga. I'll take death." The chief then climbs a rock where
he is visible to all the tribe members. "DEATH..............."
He shouts, "BY UNGABUNGA!!!"