Insult Jokes

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  He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant.
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  If stupidity were a crime, he’d be number one on the Most Wanted list.
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  If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true.
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  In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for “extra thick.”
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  IQ lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon-rut.It’s hard to believe he beat 100,000 other sperm.
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  Low-bandwidth as an information source.Lugnuts rattling in the hubcaps.Made a career out of mid-life crisis.
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  Lights not burning too bright.Like a barometer — vacuum at the top.Like a loose-leaf folder in winter.
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  Missing a layer of insulation in his attic.Monorail doesn’t go all the way to Tomorrowland.
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  Never had a headcold in her life since diseases can’t exist in a vacuum.
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  Not an idiot, but plays one in his life.Not as dumb as he looks, but that would be impossible.
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  Not only rude, but ugly too.Not playing with / dealing from a full deck (– not even in the game).
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  Off by one.Off his rocker/trolley.Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick.
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  One diamond short of a ring.One dimension short of reality.One drool bib short of neat and tidy.
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  One node short of a network.One of the early failures of electroshock therapy.One pane short of a window.
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  One song short of a musical.One span short of a bridge.One step short of the attic.
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  Operating in stand-by mode.Ought to have a warning label on his forehead.Out there where the buses don’t run.
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