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Parliamentary wit
Sir John Foster was making a speech in the House of Commons when he noticed that Churchill had closed his eyes. Fos
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Politicians
A criminal-politician's talestarts with glory and ends in jail; But the lawyers and the court
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Money or life
A gangster held a pistol to Banta's forehead and asked, 'Will you give me Rs one lakh or would you prefer to die?'
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Lakhnavi andaaz
Two old timers of Lucknow were discussing the achievements of the coalition government led by Mayawati during her s
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Prayer for a politician
While delivering the speech, a politician said: 'Bhaiyo I was born for you and I will die for you.'
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Sign's
Sign on a laboratory door:Trespassers will be dissolved. Notice in the toilet of a Mumbai skyscraper:
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.. and in lok sabha
A speech during a confidence motion on the Bharatiya Janata Party by Mr Surjit Singh Barnala of the Akali Dal, who
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Politician's patriotism
He: 'What is the slogan on that minister Satyawadi's imported car?'
Next person: 'Be Indian, Buy Indian.'
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Filmy politics
Atal Bihari Vajpayee: Hero No. 1Jayalalitha: Abhi to Main Jawan HoonBal Thackrey: Sher-e-Hindustan
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New definition
Question: What do the letters CBI stand for?Answer: They used to stand for Central Bureau of Investigation:
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United
A politician was on a lecture tour of the country. His topic was, 'Unity in Diversity'.
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Ministerial privilege
Karnail was rung up and told that the Prime Minister had decided to make him a minister in his cabinet and that he
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Chandrababu versus harikrishna
Nandamuri Harikrishna sent the following letter to Chandrababu Naidu:
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Hold up!
A tea party in honour of freedom fighters was in progress at Giani Zail Singh's house. Two other former Presidents,
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Bloody onion
My father was a strict vegetarian.He forbade me to eat. Even onion, a harmless edible. That has nothing to do with
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Speaker vs MP
Two dogs were discussing their masters.
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Tongue of
An Akali leader was fulminating against the Congress. Addressing a crowded university meeting, he thundered, 'The C
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Honourable politics?
A man saw an epitaph in a cemetery which read: 'Here lies an honest man and politician.'
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Labour woes
The Indian and Cuban labour ministers were in the midst of a meeting.
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Not So Much Praise for Laloo
Apiece entitled "In Praise of Laloo Yadav", provoked a retort from Sonia Lall of Patna.
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